Aug 22 2014 3:37 151,866 notes

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

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Aug 22 2014 3:10 246,873 notes

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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Aug 22 2014 2:15 81,654 notes

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andrewhussiesbosom:

a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction

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Aug 22 2014 1:48 649 notes

slug-sh0t:

You come to MY blog, you insult MY waifu.

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fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

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Aug 22 2014 0:54 290,488 notes

ejbeachy:

Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop. 

Aug 22 2014 0:27 163,373 notes

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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Aug 21 2014 23:49 45,088 notes

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  • Mother:that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

Aug 21 2014 23:01 11 notes

Anonymous
all the questions?

I hate you all

  • 1. What is you middle name? - Genevieve
  • 2. How old are you? - 17
  • 3. What is your birthday? - march
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign? - pisces
  • 5. What is your favorite color? - black like my soul
  • 6. What’s your lucky number? - 420.69
  • 7. Do you have any pets? - I have two cats c:
  • 8. Where are you from? - Bawston
  • 9. How tall are you? - 5’2”
  • 10. What shoe size are you? - I have big feet im like a 10
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 3?
  • 12. What was your last dream about? - I had the WEIRDEST dream where I was pregnant and thats all I remember
  • 13. What talents do you have? - None
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way? - ??
  • 15. Favorite song? - I have too many
  • 16. Favorite movie? - THE WOLF CHILDREN MOVIE
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner? - I enjoy my boyfriend
  • 18. Do you want children? - I AM 17
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding? - Probably not tbh
  • 20. Are you religious? - Nope
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? - Yeah i had vagina surgery once
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? - No
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Yeah but no one super big
  • 24. Baths or showers? - In an ideal world I guess baths are more relaxing but who has time for that. showers.
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing? - They’re gray and pink and they say bitch down the side
  • 26. Have you ever been famous? -?????///?//
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Probably not I enjoy my life
  • 28. What type of music do you like? - Pretty much anything but country tbh. Electronic music is where its at tho
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - Nope
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 5
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in? - On my side generally
  • 32. How big is your house? - My moms house is pretty big but my dads is like a typical suburban home
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - I dont eat breakfast because I sleep until like 11 in the summer
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun? - Nope
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery? - I would like to at some point
  • 36. Favorite clean word? - soap
  • 37. Favorite swear word? - bitchtit is pretty nice imo
  • 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? - two days about
  • 39. Do you have any scars? - yeah I have a few
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Not that I know of
  • 41. Are you a good liar? - I could consider myself one
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character? - ??
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - not well
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent? - Not really
  • 45. What is your favorite accent? - I DONT KNOW
  • 46. What is your personality type? - INTJ
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - My spirithood was like $110
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue? - Ye
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie? - Innie
  • 50. Left or right handed? - Right bb
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders? - YES JFHDSKfh
  • 52. Favorite food? - Food
  • 53. Favorite foreign food? - I dont know. rice? does rice count??
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person? - clean 90% of the time
  • 55. Most used phrased? - Oh god what
  • 56. Most used word? - Who knows
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - not long
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego? - I dont knoooow
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? - suck because i value my teeth
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself? - sometimes lol
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself? - not really
  • 62. Are you a good singer? - haha no
  • 63. Biggest Fear? - Pool drains, spiders, the dark, thunder, what a mess
  • 64. Are you a gossip? - am i a gossip
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? - Nooooo idea
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair? - long hair c:
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - Ye
  • 68. Favorite school subject? - Science or math
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert? - Mostly an introvert
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - Nooope Im afraid of the ocean
  • 71. What makes you nervous? - too many things
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark? - Unfortunately most of the time
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - Only when its not impolite or rude or something
  • 74. Are you ticklish? - Yes get away from me
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor? - Probably
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - yeah its interesting
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage? - I tried a sip of shitty lemonade beer
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs? - noooooope
  • 79. Who was your first real crush? - I dont even remember
  • 80. How many piercings do you have? - Just mah ears
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?” - Nope
  • 82. How fast can you type? - 96 wpm
  • 83. How fast can you run? - Not fast
  • 84. What color is your hair? - Black atm
  • 85. What color is your eyes? - Brown
  • 86. What are you allergic to? - Nothing :D
  • 87. Do you keep a journal? - Nope
  • 88. What do your parents do? - My mom doesnt work anymore but she used to be a lawyer. My dad works in IT at a nearby university
  • 89. Do you like your age? - I would rather be 18 
  • 90. What makes you angry? - its pretty hard to make me angry
  • 91. Do you like your own name? - its aiight
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? - i hate children
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? - I hate children
  • 94. What are you strengths? - I am easily entertained? is that good? who knows
  • 95. What are your weaknesses? - everything
  • 96. How did you get your name? - I dontknow
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty? - I DONT KNOW
  • 98. Do you have any scars? - YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS
  • 99. Color of your bedspread? - Navy blue
  • 100. Color of your room? - Blueeee